Nostalgic Meanderings: Ocarina of Time
Insert cartridge. Power on the Nintendo 64. Fail to load. Remove cartridge and blow out dust. Plug back in. Repeat. I don’t remember the exact day my stepbrother’s charcoal gray
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YouTuber Roundup
Hey! Everything is getting postponed or canceled. The result is that I spend most of my time on YouTube. I watch an absurd amount of YouTube, primarily video essayists. I
Thank God for Animal Crossing (A Review)
The fifth installment in Nintendo’s Animal Crossing franchise, “New Horizons,” was released on March 20th. By this point, I had already been self-isolating for a week. The situation with COVID-19
Stay Calm and Watch Ugly Delicious
Alright. It’s pretty chaotic out there. We’re all stuck in our houses for the most part, and we all definitely need a break. So, for this reason, I present to
The Blade Runner Movies: A Review No One Asked For
I went into these movies trying to like them. I really did. I told myself the original was a cult classic. I told myself the new one would be visually
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Review
All right, people. This is our obligatory Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker review. It was, uhhh, not good. Not good. I shall attempt to be spoiler-free. This is Erin,
F*** the Critics, The Witcher is a Bloody Good Time
With a 58% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and headlines like, “Netflix’s The Witcher is nakedly terrible,” “The Witcher’s failings show what makes the The Mandalorian so strong”, your first
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